The words "Think left, look right!," were the first to roll off tour guide Rob
Beach's tongue when speaking to the group of eleven of us sitting at the dinner table.
After saying it two more times, and telling a short but very mean story (that will stay in
my mind for the rest of my life) designed to illustrate his point, I realized that
driving/riding on the left side of the road would never be automatic. All your threats
come from the right now, and you've trained your whole life to look to the left while
regarding the right as safe. This could get interesting...
Ranging from a 19 year-old to a couple of late 50-something
riders, we were a group of 11 riders with dramatically diverse backgrounds, preferences
and requirements. Our common bond was that everyone of us at least liked motorcycles, and
couldn't get enough of traveling this world to do it.
The machines ranged from three BMWs (R100GS, K75C and F650), to two
Yamahas, two Honda Bros (known as the Hawk in the States) 650 twins, and one Suzuki GS1100
standard. The machines were well maintained and prepared, and supplied by our other tour
guide, John Rains, of Te Wai Tours & Rentals. Between the two of them, Rob Beach of
Beach Motorcycle Adventures, Ltd., and John Rains, an NZ native, are partners in this
endeavor, and know New Zealand like the back of their hand.
Beach's Motorcycle Adventures Ltd.'s (in business for 22 years altogether)
Maori (pronounced Mowri, as in Mao Se Tung) Meander is about to begin its seventh year of
offering New Zealand tours. The name Maori Meander comes from the indigenous
people of New Zealand, who make up roughly 12 percent of the population, and in many ways
set the tone for the land in which we travelled. Both Rob and John, as well it seems does
the whole of New Zealand, have great respect for these people and their culture. And it is
clear that both Rob and John feel that it is not possible to really know New Zealand
without knowing something about them. As for the "Meander" part of the name, I
cannot help but believe it has to do with the evidence of the power of nature and how it
meanders through this gorgeous land.
As Rob laid out the next days route, each dinner meeting at the end of a
stellar riding day was filled with warnings and road knowledge that would prove to be
invaluable in the days to come. Both direct and delightfully indirect routes were
offered for each leg of travel along with directions to out of-the-way competitively price
areas and off the beaten-path sites not to be missed.
If anything, I pride myself in being a poor tourist, who is not
particularly interested in the Been there/Done that/Seen that type of mentality
often devoted to tourist travel, and tend not to follow the map to the next monument where
the pile of bum will be found. Rob and John's tour feels as though it is geared to the
sophisticated traveler who actually wants to know something about the people and land in
which he/she is travelling.
The most noteworthy aspect of the Maori Meander is its flexibility in
accommodating the individual touring styles of its members. For the lone explorer who
wants little to do with riding in a group, Rob and John provide exquisitely laid-out route
sheets, with which you may set out alone. A courteous mid-day meal check-in and your
eventual arrival for dinner, lets your keepers know that you are still kickin, and ready
for tomorrow's run.
On the other hand, you are free to follow Rocket Rob or Smooth & Fast
Johnny (my names for them by the way), two terribly competent riders, on the longest and
most interesting route each day. Both of these men love to ride, and when each of them
took turns driving the chase vehicle, you could see the sadness in his eyes. While both of
them challenged you each day with the best roads and brisk speeds to go with them, they
maintained an atmosphere that made each and every tour member comfortable touring at his
or her own pace.
Warnings about the Homer Tunnel, washed-out roads, extended stretches of
gravel, taking care of tickets and coordinating ferry crossings, helicopter rides over the
Fox Glacier, and creating special side-trips catering to different tour member's
interests, as well as the now familiar left-side driving pep talk every evening,
contributed to a smooth and safe run in a potential dangerous land. Not one of us, beyond
the usual parking lot mishap, took any kind of spill at speed. And considering the varying
level of riding skill displayed by different members of the group, I attribute that
directly to the knowledge and continual updates provided by Rob and John.
When a couple of us asked about a possible tour of the Britten motorcycle
factory in Christchurch, Rob jumped right on the phone and arranged it (not that it was
necessarily that easy). When three members of the tour indicated an unwillingness to enjoy
the rare privilege of a dinner and overnight stay with the Maori (some people are a bit
shy about having to sing for their supper and sleep in a church), Rob immediately made
alternative arrangements for a hotel for them without even missing a beat.
So, what's wrong with the Maori Meander? Well, nothing as far as I and the
repeat customers can tell, but then that's up to the individual. Three weeks is a long
time to hang out with a bunch of people you may not be sure you want to be friends with.
On the other hand, comparing my observations with those of other souls about what I saw
and felt, proved invaluable. Three weeks is a long time to hit the road for a challenging
all-day ride everyday, but you're really in control of that by the route you choose. The
layovers were spaced well -- all you had to do was take advantage of them. The last
possibility is that some may not always be pleased with the variety or lack of consistency
of the accommodations along the tour. While each stay usually mirrored the best quality of
service available in the area, it varied wildly from semi-rundown mom & pop motel to
four-star hotel. You never knew what you'd get, and after a while, I stopped worrying
about it.
If there was anything wrong with the Maori Meander, it was that it had to
end. It lasted just long enough to actually get used to this exquisite exercise in
motorcycling nirvana.
If you had at least a couple of months to burn, you could certainly tour
New Zealand on a motorcycle without the assistance of Beach's Motorcycle Adventures, Ltd.,
but I'm absolutely sure you would come home not having seen some of the marvelous
things I saw, or ridden some of the out-of-way roads I enjoyed.